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Big City Life

2022-Nov-13

  • The party “winds down” with a tailgate at their wagon, which is sparsely attended
  • Kleb jumps through a cart just for the fun of it
  • After a night’s sleep, they continue traveling and soon leave the carnival behind
  • Realizing that Candlekeep would take a couple months of travel overland, the trio decide to journey by sea instead. They settle on riding to Neverwinter first and chartering passage on boat from there
  • While they move up the High Road, a column of knights approach, heading southward
  • Most are in grey, some in yellow, and all have an insignia of a broadsword on their chests. Rowan recognizes them as belonging to the order of Tyr (the god of justice)
  • The yellow-clad paladins leading the formation are “Justices” who have authority both in religious duties and martial affairs
  • One of the rearguard justices warns the party that they are traveling “in the wrong direction,” but Kleb insults him so they don’t converse any further
  • A few days later, the group reaches the city of Neverwinter and follows the flow of people toward the markets
  • Kleb contemplates buying a “Winter? Not Even Once” shirt but decides against it due to the high price
  • The first order of business is lodging, which the party secures at the Umber Hulk’s Shell
  • Kleb pays extra for a room for himself. The others opt for simple bunks in the communal area
  • They break for their individual goals, agreeing to reconvene at dusk
  • Rulkorf heads to the Beached Leviathan, a party boat moored at the Neverwinter docks that functions as a tavern
  • He has little luck getting an in with anyone there and decides to stroll down to the docks themselves
  • A water genasi is stationed at the harbormaster’s quarters,. He is very confused and hard of hearing, but after a small bribe he tells Rulkorf about two ships heading to Baldur’s Gate soon: The Oremaster and The Silent Knight
  • Hoping the Oremaster might have a dwarven crew that could be more sympathetic to him, Rulkorf goes to find it
  • The captain is named Alabaster, and although he is not a dwarf, agrees to provide passage to the party in exchange for their assistance as crew members. The ship leaves at Godswake in two days time
  • Rowan goes shopping at an armory, The Last Dagger. He explains his desire for a more lethal weapon to the rock gnome at the counter, who procures an array of morningstars and longswords
  • The magic swords feature an ice enchantment, an infusion of lightning, and a “rockette” blade that can be fired with a button press, respectively
  • The paladin trades his mace (and 25 gold) for the rocket sword (with 30 day warranty)
  • Kleb goes up to the proprietor of the Umber Hulk’s Shell and inquires about local printing presses and women of low standards
  • He recommends the Chasm District and the Moonstone Mask for each of those objectives
  • Kleb finds a print shop called “Pressing Matters” in the Chasm District that makes designs for shirts and tunics and pays them to print copies of his newest “Lozenge Azure attack ad” pamphlet
    • The owner, Branklin, is strongly anti-establishment and sympathetic to what Kleb is trying to do
    • Kleb buys 150 copies at 6 copper each (9 gold total), and Branklin also quotes him a price for posters in the future (and puts him in touch with a friend and contact named Guillermo). 4 gold are a deposit, with the rest due on completion
  • On a message board in town, Kleb sees a Lozenge Gule post denouncing the city watch’s un-chad-ness and a general invitation to fight the author. Kleb posts a response accepting the duel
  • Rulkorf also buys Navigator’s tools and Mason’s tools

That’s us! Name to be determined…

  • Rulkorf Alpensinger, dwarf coastal druid
  • Rowan Chokrotsk, human paladin of Tymora
  • Kleb Fumpton, human fighter
  • Fallon (joined in Phandalin during the race to the Spellforge)
  • Gil
  • A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    In the Year of Blue Fire, 1385 DR, the Spellplague struck (more on that later). Neverwinter was not hit as hard as other settlements in the Sword Coast, and when Lord Nasher Alagondar died, his son, Bann Alagondar, founded the Alagondar royal family that ruled Neverwinter fair and well, allowing the city to prosper in the hard times afte…

    A human paladin, follower of Tymora, and champion of the common man. Rowan is 26 years old. He is a cart guy

  • Subclass: Oath of Conquest
  • Shadow-Touched
  • A bajillion blessed ball bearings
  • Shield with giant fricking spikes on it
  • Lightbringer mace
  • Purple armor taken from the defeated King Grohl
  • R…
  • That’s us! Name to be determined…

  • Rulkorf Alpensinger, dwarf coastal druid
  • Rowan Chokrotsk, human paladin of Tymora
  • Kleb Fumpton, human fighter
  • Fallon (joined in Phandalin during the race to the Spellforge)
  • Gil
  • A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    In the Year of Blue Fire, 1385 DR, the Spellplague struck (more on that later). Neverwinter was not hit as hard as other settlements in the Sword Coast, and when Lord Nasher Alagondar died, his son, Bann Alagondar, founded the Alagondar royal family that ruled Neverwinter fair and well, allowing the city to prosper in the hard times afte…

    A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    That’s us! Name to be determined…

  • Rulkorf Alpensinger, dwarf coastal druid
  • Rowan Chokrotsk, human paladin of Tymora
  • Kleb Fumpton, human fighter
  • Fallon (joined in Phandalin during the race to the Spellforge)
  • Gil
  • A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    A hill dwarf from the southern end of the Sword Coast, Rulkorf was born with an insatiable urge to experience different parts of the natural world. After leaving home, he spent years as a bounty hunter and navigator aboard a ship before founding the party along with Kleb Fumpton and Rowan Chokrotsk. He felt called to specialize his skills as a Dru…

    In the Year of Blue Fire, 1385 DR, the Spellplague struck (more on that later). Neverwinter was not hit as hard as other settlements in the Sword Coast, and when Lord Nasher Alagondar died, his son, Bann Alagondar, founded the Alagondar royal family that ruled Neverwinter fair and well, allowing the city to prosper in the hard times afte…

    A hill dwarf from the southern end of the Sword Coast, Rulkorf was born with an insatiable urge to experience different parts of the natural world. After leaving home, he spent years as a bounty hunter and navigator aboard a ship before founding the party along with Kleb Fumpton and Rowan Chokrotsk. He felt called to specialize his skills as a Dru…

    A hill dwarf from the southern end of the Sword Coast, Rulkorf was born with an insatiable urge to experience different parts of the natural world. After leaving home, he spent years as a bounty hunter and navigator aboard a ship before founding the party along with Kleb Fumpton and Rowan Chokrotsk. He felt called to specialize his skills as a Dru…

    That’s us! Name to be determined…

  • Rulkorf Alpensinger, dwarf coastal druid
  • Rowan Chokrotsk, human paladin of Tymora
  • Kleb Fumpton, human fighter
  • Fallon (joined in Phandalin during the race to the Spellforge)
  • Gil
  • A human paladin, follower of Tymora, and champion of the common man. Rowan is 26 years old. He is a cart guy

  • Subclass: Oath of Conquest
  • Shadow-Touched
  • A bajillion blessed ball bearings
  • Shield with giant fricking spikes on it
  • Lightbringer mace
  • Purple armor taken from the defeated King Grohl
  • R…
  • A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    Buncha fuckin pussies, am I right?

    Doesn’t even know that Lozenge Gules exists (well, at least until Kleb made his presence known in Phandalin). Favored by Lord Neverember, and as a result the traveling groups of Lozenge Azure enjoy the protection of his mintarn mercenaries.

    Tenets:

  • Maintain order and peace
  • Promote pros…
  • A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    A hill dwarf from the southern end of the Sword Coast, Rulkorf was born with an insatiable urge to experience different parts of the natural world. After leaving home, he spent years as a bounty hunter and navigator aboard a ship before founding the party along with Kleb Fumpton and Rowan Chokrotsk. He felt called to specialize his skills as a Dru…