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Swaying Hearts and Minds

2022-Jun-12

  • In the town center, the party makes a point to listen for gossip, specifically in regards to the Lozenge Azure member they humiliated earlier
  • The townsfolk seem to be of split opinion between the two “pill” factions
  • Kleb is immediately distracted by a pie seller and buys a double-stuf, deep-dish, meatlovers’ pie
  • Rulkorf overhears two bluepill acolytes attempting to convert a merchant and decides that this cannot stand
  • He Wild Shapes into a skunk and heads towards them, which rouses the attention of most people in the square, but neither Kleb nor Rowan notice.
  • Backing away, one Lozenge Azure member outruns Skunkorf, but the other trips and suffers the effects of a point-blank spray
  • Two Mintarn mercenaries rush to aid the man, but the skunk rushes around a corner and drops his transformation. Rulkorf steps out nonchalantly, the confused Mintarn hurry off, and the rest of the acolytes keep the victim at a distance because of his foul smell
  • Celebrating their victory, Kleb chokes on a bit of pie. He swats away any attempts by the others to help, but manages to avoid an untimely death after making a fool of himself
  • As an escalatory step against the Lozenge Azure, Kleb hands his friends each large stacks of Lozenge Gules pamphlets, and they split up to plaster Phandalin with them
  • The grassroots propaganda campaign proves very successful, and takes up the rest of the afternoon
  • Later that evening, the party heads to the Stonehill Inn, and as they leave to check the Sleeping Giant for bluepills, a commotion can be heard coming from the town green
  • The Nothic has arrived! He’s hopping from rooftop to rooftop, and Rowan and Rulkorf see bugbears approaching from the south as well.
  • Initially they assume that the bugbears are Redbrands as well, but telepathically the pair hear a warning from the Nothic – those aren’t allies!

That’s us! Name to be determined…

  • Rulkorf Alpensinger, dwarf coastal druid
  • Rowan Chokrotsk, human paladin of Tymora
  • Kleb Fumpton, human fighter
  • Fallon (joined in Phandalin during the race to the Spellforge)
  • Gil
  • Buncha fuckin pussies, am I right?

    Doesn’t even know that Lozenge Gules exists (well, at least until Kleb made his presence known in Phandalin). Favored by Lord Neverember, and as a result the traveling groups of Lozenge Azure enjoy the protection of his mintarn mercenaries.

    Tenets:

  • Maintain order and peace
  • Promote pros…
  • A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    A hill dwarf from the southern end of the Sword Coast, Rulkorf was born with an insatiable urge to experience different parts of the natural world. After leaving home, he spent years as a bounty hunter and navigator aboard a ship before founding the party along with Kleb Fumpton and Rowan Chokrotsk. He felt called to specialize his skills as a Dru…

    Buncha fuckin pussies, am I right?

    Doesn’t even know that Lozenge Gules exists (well, at least until Kleb made his presence known in Phandalin). Favored by Lord Neverember, and as a result the traveling groups of Lozenge Azure enjoy the protection of his mintarn mercenaries.

    Tenets:

  • Maintain order and peace
  • Promote pros…
  • A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    A human paladin, follower of Tymora, and champion of the common man. Rowan is 26 years old. He is a cart guy

  • Subclass: Oath of Conquest
  • Shadow-Touched
  • A bajillion blessed ball bearings
  • Shield with giant fricking spikes on it
  • Lightbringer mace
  • Purple armor taken from the defeated King Grohl
  • R…
  • Buncha fuckin pussies, am I right?

    Doesn’t even know that Lozenge Gules exists (well, at least until Kleb made his presence known in Phandalin). Favored by Lord Neverember, and as a result the traveling groups of Lozenge Azure enjoy the protection of his mintarn mercenaries.

    Tenets:

  • Maintain order and peace
  • Promote pros…
  • A hill dwarf from the southern end of the Sword Coast, Rulkorf was born with an insatiable urge to experience different parts of the natural world. After leaving home, he spent years as a bounty hunter and navigator aboard a ship before founding the party along with Kleb Fumpton and Rowan Chokrotsk. He felt called to specialize his skills as a Dru…

    A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    Buncha fuckin pussies, am I right?

    Doesn’t even know that Lozenge Gules exists (well, at least until Kleb made his presence known in Phandalin). Favored by Lord Neverember, and as a result the traveling groups of Lozenge Azure enjoy the protection of his mintarn mercenaries.

    Tenets:

  • Maintain order and peace
  • Promote pros…
  • A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    Followers of the Sigma Grindset, Alphas amongst Chads, Gods amongst lesser-jacked Gods. Diametrically opposed to Lozenge Azure. Official ideology of the Redbrands and all truly self-actualized men, whether they are Going Their Own Way or otherwise.

    This organization is far flung and diffuse– a small town is likely to contain at most one member of the Lozenge Gule…

    A town off the Triboar Trail, lying in between the Sword Coast to the west and the Sword Mountains to the east.

  • Barthen’s Provisions – the general store for the town
  • Lionshield Coster – arms and armor shop owned by Linene. The party has a standing 15% discount
  • Stonehill Inn – an inn and tavern by the center of town. [[t…
  • That’s us! Name to be determined…

  • Rulkorf Alpensinger, dwarf coastal druid
  • Rowan Chokrotsk, human paladin of Tymora
  • Kleb Fumpton, human fighter
  • Fallon (joined in Phandalin during the race to the Spellforge)
  • Gil
  • Through a telepathic misunderstanding, answers to the name “Me.” The nothic is a mutated and corrupted mage with telepathic powers and a piercing, necrotic gaze. He is very agile and fights with his claws as well.

  • Hated Glasstaff because he was responsible for ‘acquiring’ this creature. It is unclear whether the mage contributed to the n…
  • A human paladin, follower of Tymora, and champion of the common man. Rowan is 26 years old. He is a cart guy

  • Subclass: Oath of Conquest
  • Shadow-Touched
  • A bajillion blessed ball bearings
  • Shield with giant fricking spikes on it
  • Lightbringer mace
  • Purple armor taken from the defeated King Grohl
  • R…
  • A hill dwarf from the southern end of the Sword Coast, Rulkorf was born with an insatiable urge to experience different parts of the natural world. After leaving home, he spent years as a bounty hunter and navigator aboard a ship before founding the party along with Kleb Fumpton and Rowan Chokrotsk. He felt called to specialize his skills as a Dru…

    A mafia that exerted control over Phandalin, based out of the complex underneath Tresendar Manor. Led by Glasstaff before his untimely end at the hands of the party.

  • Glasstaff (deceased)
  • Nothic aka Me
  • Followers
    • Steve (human)
    • Jared (human)
    • Big Dennis (human)
    • Little Dennis (bugbear), …
  • Steve (human)
  • Jared (human)
  • Big Dennis (human)
  • Little Dennis (bugbear), …
  • Through a telepathic misunderstanding, answers to the name “Me.” The nothic is a mutated and corrupted mage with telepathic powers and a piercing, necrotic gaze. He is very agile and fights with his claws as well.

  • Hated Glasstaff because he was responsible for ‘acquiring’ this creature. It is unclear whether the mage contributed to the n…