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Schemes & Maneuvers

2022-Jun-05

The crew settle at a table in the Stonehill Inn with Sildar to draft a plan to drive the Lozenge Azure out of Phandalin. It quickly escalates from pranks to all-out psychogical warfare, at which point Sildar voices his hesitation to transgress against the Lords’ Alliance. He is honorbound to act prudently, but Kleb has taken no such oath. The latter spots a Lozenge Azure member across the hall and, without hesitation, throws his earthenware mug at the robed man. It strikes him in the back of the head with a resounding thunk and the missionary drop unconscious.

Somewhat used to Kleb’s whims, the rest of the party quickly agrees to drag the body out behind the inn. Kleb takes the man’s coinpurse and tosses it to the bartender, who agrees to keep quiet about the incident. Rowan steals his robes, and Kleb decides the man deserves more humiliation. The fighter graffitis him with dicks (as is ritually done to the unconscious in accordance with Lozenge Gules), dunks him in a manure pit, and finally tosses him (with Rowan’s help) in front of Barthen’s store.

Deciding the Nothic might be useful, the party heads up to Tresendar Manor. They find the door locked, but Kleb uses his keyring to eventually open the door. They decide to explore the northern section of the hideout under the manor, where Rulkorf nearly falls into a spike trap. He noticed it, but thought he could jump over it – instead, he slipped and nearly impaled himself, but managed to cross the gap with some clever use of a handheld mirror and a timely Misty Step.

  • As the group comes upon Jeeves, Kleb takes the opportunity to nope out of there. Rulkorf and Rowan talk to the servant and discover a pair of empty prison cells off the crypt
  • Kleb talks to Nothic, discovers that the organization has grown but most members are out
  • Rulkorf leaves his extra spellbooks for the Nothic, and introduces him to Gil
  • Kleb instructs Dennis, a Redbrand homebody who is holding down the fort, to watch out for the Lozenge Azure
  • Reuniting, the group opens a locked iron door with Kleb’s key and enter what appears to be a workshop. Not much inside besides Redbrand cloaks and random equipment, but Kleb notices some tools for enhancing weapons
  • The party ask the Nothic to harass the Lozenge Azure and help drive them out of town. He agrees, and also provides a shortlist of the semi-interesting rumors and secrets he’s discovered recently. Specifically,
  1. Increase in traffic at Candlekeep
  2. Traveling circus on the road between Phandalin and Neverwinter
  3. Increase in outbound charters from Waterdeep
  • The group heads out via the central tunnel that they had previously ignored, which eventually takes them aboveground to the north of town
  • On their way back to the inn, Kleb practices with his broom to try and control his speed more reliably. They agree to meet with Garaele (and maybe Halia in the morning), and head to bed

Kleb does his morning exercises on the town green again while waiting for the others to wake up, but eventually they meet outside Garaele’s house. She invites them in and gives Rulkorf and Rowan their newly-minted Harpers’ Medallions. They briefly discuss the Lozenge Azure before Garaele returns to the matter of their earlier mission for her with Agatha. Rowan recounts the information they learned, which pleases Garaele.

For Rulkorf and Rowan, the reward is satisfaction and gratitude from the Harper’s organization. As an independent contractor, Kleb is owed 5 GP, which Garaele gives to Rulkorf (as Kleb left the earlier when Sister Garaele scolded him for eating all of her cookies). Upon receiving his reward, Kleb flips each of his partners 1 gold piece in thanks.

A human who works as the head of security for his friend Gundren Rockseeker. Hired the party to escort goods to Phandalin and helped them rescue Gundren from the Cragmaws. Sildar himself had been saved earlier from Klarg’s band of goblins by after he fell to their ambush, and as a result is more than w…

Buncha fuckin pussies, am I right?

Doesn’t even know that Lozenge Gules exists (well, at least until Kleb made his presence known in Phandalin). Favored by Lord Neverember, and as a result the traveling groups of Lozenge Azure enjoy the protection of his mintarn mercenaries.

Tenets:

  • Maintain order and peace
  • Promote pros…
  • A town off the Triboar Trail, lying in between the Sword Coast to the west and the Sword Mountains to the east.

  • Barthen’s Provisions – the general store for the town
  • Lionshield Coster – arms and armor shop owned by Linene. The party has a standing 15% discount
  • Stonehill Inn – an inn and tavern by the center of town. [[t…
  • A human who works as the head of security for his friend Gundren Rockseeker. Hired the party to escort goods to Phandalin and helped them rescue Gundren from the Cragmaws. Sildar himself had been saved earlier from Klarg’s band of goblins by after he fell to their ambush, and as a result is more than w…

    A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    Buncha fuckin pussies, am I right?

    Doesn’t even know that Lozenge Gules exists (well, at least until Kleb made his presence known in Phandalin). Favored by Lord Neverember, and as a result the traveling groups of Lozenge Azure enjoy the protection of his mintarn mercenaries.

    Tenets:

  • Maintain order and peace
  • Promote pros…
  • A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    That’s us! Name to be determined…

  • Rulkorf Alpensinger, dwarf coastal druid
  • Rowan Chokrotsk, human paladin of Tymora
  • Kleb Fumpton, human fighter
  • Fallon (joined in Phandalin during the race to the Spellforge)
  • Gil
  • A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    A human paladin, follower of Tymora, and champion of the common man. Rowan is 26 years old. He is a cart guy

  • Subclass: Oath of Conquest
  • Shadow-Touched
  • A bajillion blessed ball bearings
  • Shield with giant fricking spikes on it
  • Lightbringer mace
  • Purple armor taken from the defeated King Grohl
  • R…
  • A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    Followers of the Sigma Grindset, Alphas amongst Chads, Gods amongst lesser-jacked Gods. Diametrically opposed to Lozenge Azure. Official ideology of the Redbrands and all truly self-actualized men, whether they are Going Their Own Way or otherwise.

    This organization is far flung and diffuse– a small town is likely to contain at most one member of the Lozenge Gule…

    A human paladin, follower of Tymora, and champion of the common man. Rowan is 26 years old. He is a cart guy

  • Subclass: Oath of Conquest
  • Shadow-Touched
  • A bajillion blessed ball bearings
  • Shield with giant fricking spikes on it
  • Lightbringer mace
  • Purple armor taken from the defeated King Grohl
  • R…
  • Through a telepathic misunderstanding, answers to the name “Me.” The nothic is a mutated and corrupted mage with telepathic powers and a piercing, necrotic gaze. He is very agile and fights with his claws as well.

  • Hated Glasstaff because he was responsible for ‘acquiring’ this creature. It is unclear whether the mage contributed to the n…
  • That’s us! Name to be determined…

  • Rulkorf Alpensinger, dwarf coastal druid
  • Rowan Chokrotsk, human paladin of Tymora
  • Kleb Fumpton, human fighter
  • Fallon (joined in Phandalin during the race to the Spellforge)
  • Gil
  • A decrepit manor on the eastern end of Phandalin. The subterranean complex below the mansion serves as the main hideout for the Redbrands.

  • Glasstaff (deceased)
  • Nothic
  • Multiple undead servants
  • Multiple humans and bugbears
  • A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    A hill dwarf from the southern end of the Sword Coast, Rulkorf was born with an insatiable urge to experience different parts of the natural world. After leaving home, he spent years as a bounty hunter and navigator aboard a ship before founding the party along with Kleb Fumpton and Rowan Chokrotsk. He felt called to specialize his skills as a Dru…

    A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    A hill dwarf from the southern end of the Sword Coast, Rulkorf was born with an insatiable urge to experience different parts of the natural world. After leaving home, he spent years as a bounty hunter and navigator aboard a ship before founding the party along with Kleb Fumpton and Rowan Chokrotsk. He felt called to specialize his skills as a Dru…

    A human paladin, follower of Tymora, and champion of the common man. Rowan is 26 years old. He is a cart guy

  • Subclass: Oath of Conquest
  • Shadow-Touched
  • A bajillion blessed ball bearings
  • Shield with giant fricking spikes on it
  • Lightbringer mace
  • Purple armor taken from the defeated King Grohl
  • R…
  • A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    Through a telepathic misunderstanding, answers to the name “Me.” The nothic is a mutated and corrupted mage with telepathic powers and a piercing, necrotic gaze. He is very agile and fights with his claws as well.

  • Hated Glasstaff because he was responsible for ‘acquiring’ this creature. It is unclear whether the mage contributed to the n…
  • A hill dwarf from the southern end of the Sword Coast, Rulkorf was born with an insatiable urge to experience different parts of the natural world. After leaving home, he spent years as a bounty hunter and navigator aboard a ship before founding the party along with Kleb Fumpton and Rowan Chokrotsk. He felt called to specialize his skills as a Dru…

    Through a telepathic misunderstanding, answers to the name “Me.” The nothic is a mutated and corrupted mage with telepathic powers and a piercing, necrotic gaze. He is very agile and fights with his claws as well.

  • Hated Glasstaff because he was responsible for ‘acquiring’ this creature. It is unclear whether the mage contributed to the n…
  • Elf who died about 500 years ago shredding the gnar. He woke up inhabiting the Manta Ray Cloak.

  • Friend of the party
  • A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    Buncha fuckin pussies, am I right?

    Doesn’t even know that Lozenge Gules exists (well, at least until Kleb made his presence known in Phandalin). Favored by Lord Neverember, and as a result the traveling groups of Lozenge Azure enjoy the protection of his mintarn mercenaries.

    Tenets:

  • Maintain order and peace
  • Promote pros…
  • A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    That’s us! Name to be determined…

  • Rulkorf Alpensinger, dwarf coastal druid
  • Rowan Chokrotsk, human paladin of Tymora
  • Kleb Fumpton, human fighter
  • Fallon (joined in Phandalin during the race to the Spellforge)
  • Gil
  • Through a telepathic misunderstanding, answers to the name “Me.” The nothic is a mutated and corrupted mage with telepathic powers and a piercing, necrotic gaze. He is very agile and fights with his claws as well.

  • Hated Glasstaff because he was responsible for ‘acquiring’ this creature. It is unclear whether the mage contributed to the n…
  • Buncha fuckin pussies, am I right?

    Doesn’t even know that Lozenge Gules exists (well, at least until Kleb made his presence known in Phandalin). Favored by Lord Neverember, and as a result the traveling groups of Lozenge Azure enjoy the protection of his mintarn mercenaries.

    Tenets:

  • Maintain order and peace
  • Promote pros…
  • A town off the Triboar Trail, lying in between the Sword Coast to the west and the Sword Mountains to the east.

  • Barthen’s Provisions – the general store for the town
  • Lionshield Coster – arms and armor shop owned by Linene. The party has a standing 15% discount
  • Stonehill Inn – an inn and tavern by the center of town. [[t…
  • In the Year of Blue Fire, 1385 DR, the Spellplague struck (more on that later). Neverwinter was not hit as hard as other settlements in the Sword Coast, and when Lord Nasher Alagondar died, his son, Bann Alagondar, founded the Alagondar royal family that ruled Neverwinter fair and well, allowing the city to prosper in the hard times afte…

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  • A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    A priestess of Tymora, Gariele calls Phandalin home. She takes care of the Shrine of Luck at the center of town. Gariele is friendly and welcoming, and was delighted to meet Rowan, another follower of her order.

  • Friend of the party
  • Member of the Harpers
  • A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    A priestess of Tymora, Gariele calls Phandalin home. She takes care of the Shrine of Luck at the center of town. Gariele is friendly and welcoming, and was delighted to meet Rowan, another follower of her order.

  • Friend of the party
  • Member of the Harpers
  • A hill dwarf from the southern end of the Sword Coast, Rulkorf was born with an insatiable urge to experience different parts of the natural world. After leaving home, he spent years as a bounty hunter and navigator aboard a ship before founding the party along with Kleb Fumpton and Rowan Chokrotsk. He felt called to specialize his skills as a Dru…

    A human paladin, follower of Tymora, and champion of the common man. Rowan is 26 years old. He is a cart guy

  • Subclass: Oath of Conquest
  • Shadow-Touched
  • A bajillion blessed ball bearings
  • Shield with giant fricking spikes on it
  • Lightbringer mace
  • Purple armor taken from the defeated King Grohl
  • R…
  • The Harpers are a scattered network of spellcasters and spies who advocate equality and covertly oppose the abuse of power, magical or otherwise.

    The organization has risen, been shattered, and risen again several times. Its longevity and resilience are largely due to its decentralized, grassroots, secretive nature, and the autonomy of its various members. Th…

    Buncha fuckin pussies, am I right?

    Doesn’t even know that Lozenge Gules exists (well, at least until Kleb made his presence known in Phandalin). Favored by Lord Neverember, and as a result the traveling groups of Lozenge Azure enjoy the protection of his mintarn mercenaries.

    Tenets:

  • Maintain order and peace
  • Promote pros…
  • A priestess of Tymora, Gariele calls Phandalin home. She takes care of the Shrine of Luck at the center of town. Gariele is friendly and welcoming, and was delighted to meet Rowan, another follower of her order.

  • Friend of the party
  • Member of the Harpers
  • A banshee who haunts the abandoned town of Conyberry. She has some sort of magical capability to divine information about non-living things, including what happened to them in the past.

    Like all banshees, Agatha is hateful and vengeful, but the object of her ire is not known to anyone. She does put value in certain material objects, such as an ornate jewel-encrusted comb, for which she exchanged …

    A human paladin, follower of Tymora, and champion of the common man. Rowan is 26 years old. He is a cart guy

  • Subclass: Oath of Conquest
  • Shadow-Touched
  • A bajillion blessed ball bearings
  • Shield with giant fricking spikes on it
  • Lightbringer mace
  • Purple armor taken from the defeated King Grohl
  • R…
  • A priestess of Tymora, Gariele calls Phandalin home. She takes care of the Shrine of Luck at the center of town. Gariele is friendly and welcoming, and was delighted to meet Rowan, another follower of her order.

  • Friend of the party
  • Member of the Harpers
  • A hill dwarf from the southern end of the Sword Coast, Rulkorf was born with an insatiable urge to experience different parts of the natural world. After leaving home, he spent years as a bounty hunter and navigator aboard a ship before founding the party along with Kleb Fumpton and Rowan Chokrotsk. He felt called to specialize his skills as a Dru…

    A human paladin, follower of Tymora, and champion of the common man. Rowan is 26 years old. He is a cart guy

  • Subclass: Oath of Conquest
  • Shadow-Touched
  • A bajillion blessed ball bearings
  • Shield with giant fricking spikes on it
  • Lightbringer mace
  • Purple armor taken from the defeated King Grohl
  • R…
  • A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    A priestess of Tymora, Gariele calls Phandalin home. She takes care of the Shrine of Luck at the center of town. Gariele is friendly and welcoming, and was delighted to meet Rowan, another follower of her order.

  • Friend of the party
  • Member of the Harpers
  • A hill dwarf from the southern end of the Sword Coast, Rulkorf was born with an insatiable urge to experience different parts of the natural world. After leaving home, he spent years as a bounty hunter and navigator aboard a ship before founding the party along with Kleb Fumpton and Rowan Chokrotsk. He felt called to specialize his skills as a Dru…

    A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    A priestess of Tymora, Gariele calls Phandalin home. She takes care of the Shrine of Luck at the center of town. Gariele is friendly and welcoming, and was delighted to meet Rowan, another follower of her order.

  • Friend of the party
  • Member of the Harpers
  • A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …