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Poppin’ Pills

2022-May-14

On their way back to Phandalin, the party sees a wagon slowly approaching with an armed escort, emblazoned with the seal of Neverwinter. Kleb and Rowan feel it’s important to establish dominance over this armed caravan, so they spread out to block the road.

A robed man hails them and announces that he is spreading the good word of Lozenge Azure. To Kleb’s absolute disgust, the man offers him a flyer. Kleb cuts his own cheek with a knife, bloodies his hand, and slaps the paper out of the man’s hand before dropping flyers of his own and stomping off.

Rowan and Rulkorf step aside and call out to the man in an attempt to deescalate. They learn that his name is Belethor and some of his companions had split off towards Phandalin earlier, while this group is heading in the direction of Triboar. As the trio walk away, Kleb shares a bit more about his philosophy and how he finds the Lozenge Azure followers pathetic and unmanly. The party makes it back to town before nightfall and sets off towards the Stonehill Inn, noting the presence of more wagons from Neverwinter outside Barthen’s Provisions.

In the central clearing of Phandalin, a crowd has gathered to listen to an orator preaching the word of Lozenge Azure. Kleb starts to heckle him, but realizes this man looks familiar. He can’t quite place him though, and settles for raucously booing him. Rowan is disappointed that none of his men from Tresendar Manor are here to disrupt the proceedings, but he does spot Sildar at the edge of the crowd.

As the orator finishes and the crowd begins to disperse, the party walks closer and overhear Sildar arguing with the man about jurisdiction and propriety. They form up opposite the Lozenge Azure followers who are accompanying the man. The speaker, a one Toby Keith “TK” Blackbird, recognizes Kleb from military school. Kleb, however, doesn’t remember him at all which totally pisses him off.

Sildar informs the party that the men have the blessing of Lord Neverember, ruler of Waterdeep and Neverwinter, which convinces them to refrain from starting an all-out brawl. Still adamant that Lozenge Azure has no place in Phandalin, the group heads to the tavern to begin their scheming.

A town off the Triboar Trail, lying in between the Sword Coast to the west and the Sword Mountains to the east.

  • Barthen’s Provisions – the general store for the town
  • Lionshield Coster – arms and armor shop owned by Linene. The party has a standing 15% discount
  • Stonehill Inn – an inn and tavern by the center of town. [[t…
  • That’s us! Name to be determined…

  • Rulkorf Alpensinger, dwarf coastal druid
  • Rowan Chokrotsk, human paladin of Tymora
  • Kleb Fumpton, human fighter
  • Fallon (joined in Phandalin during the race to the Spellforge)
  • Gil
  • In the Year of Blue Fire, 1385 DR, the Spellplague struck (more on that later). Neverwinter was not hit as hard as other settlements in the Sword Coast, and when Lord Nasher Alagondar died, his son, Bann Alagondar, founded the Alagondar royal family that ruled Neverwinter fair and well, allowing the city to prosper in the hard times afte…

    A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    A human paladin, follower of Tymora, and champion of the common man. Rowan is 26 years old. He is a cart guy

  • Subclass: Oath of Conquest
  • Shadow-Touched
  • A bajillion blessed ball bearings
  • Shield with giant fricking spikes on it
  • Lightbringer mace
  • Purple armor taken from the defeated King Grohl
  • R…
  • Buncha fuckin pussies, am I right?

    Doesn’t even know that Lozenge Gules exists (well, at least until Kleb made his presence known in Phandalin). Favored by Lord Neverember, and as a result the traveling groups of Lozenge Azure enjoy the protection of his mintarn mercenaries.

    Tenets:

  • Maintain order and peace
  • Promote pros…
  • A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    A human paladin, follower of Tymora, and champion of the common man. Rowan is 26 years old. He is a cart guy

  • Subclass: Oath of Conquest
  • Shadow-Touched
  • A bajillion blessed ball bearings
  • Shield with giant fricking spikes on it
  • Lightbringer mace
  • Purple armor taken from the defeated King Grohl
  • R…
  • A hill dwarf from the southern end of the Sword Coast, Rulkorf was born with an insatiable urge to experience different parts of the natural world. After leaving home, he spent years as a bounty hunter and navigator aboard a ship before founding the party along with Kleb Fumpton and Rowan Chokrotsk. He felt called to specialize his skills as a Dru…

    A town off the Triboar Trail, lying in between the Sword Coast to the west and the Sword Mountains to the east.

  • Barthen’s Provisions – the general store for the town
  • Lionshield Coster – arms and armor shop owned by Linene. The party has a standing 15% discount
  • Stonehill Inn – an inn and tavern by the center of town. [[t…
  • A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    Buncha fuckin pussies, am I right?

    Doesn’t even know that Lozenge Gules exists (well, at least until Kleb made his presence known in Phandalin). Favored by Lord Neverember, and as a result the traveling groups of Lozenge Azure enjoy the protection of his mintarn mercenaries.

    Tenets:

  • Maintain order and peace
  • Promote pros…
  • That’s us! Name to be determined…

  • Rulkorf Alpensinger, dwarf coastal druid
  • Rowan Chokrotsk, human paladin of Tymora
  • Kleb Fumpton, human fighter
  • Fallon (joined in Phandalin during the race to the Spellforge)
  • Gil
  • In the Year of Blue Fire, 1385 DR, the Spellplague struck (more on that later). Neverwinter was not hit as hard as other settlements in the Sword Coast, and when Lord Nasher Alagondar died, his son, Bann Alagondar, founded the Alagondar royal family that ruled Neverwinter fair and well, allowing the city to prosper in the hard times afte…

    A town off the Triboar Trail, lying in between the Sword Coast to the west and the Sword Mountains to the east.

  • Barthen’s Provisions – the general store for the town
  • Lionshield Coster – arms and armor shop owned by Linene. The party has a standing 15% discount
  • Stonehill Inn – an inn and tavern by the center of town. [[t…
  • Buncha fuckin pussies, am I right?

    Doesn’t even know that Lozenge Gules exists (well, at least until Kleb made his presence known in Phandalin). Favored by Lord Neverember, and as a result the traveling groups of Lozenge Azure enjoy the protection of his mintarn mercenaries.

    Tenets:

  • Maintain order and peace
  • Promote pros…
  • A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    A human paladin, follower of Tymora, and champion of the common man. Rowan is 26 years old. He is a cart guy

  • Subclass: Oath of Conquest
  • Shadow-Touched
  • A bajillion blessed ball bearings
  • Shield with giant fricking spikes on it
  • Lightbringer mace
  • Purple armor taken from the defeated King Grohl
  • R…
  • A decrepit manor on the eastern end of Phandalin. The subterranean complex below the mansion serves as the main hideout for the Redbrands.

  • Glasstaff (deceased)
  • Nothic
  • Multiple undead servants
  • Multiple humans and bugbears
  • A human who works as the head of security for his friend Gundren Rockseeker. Hired the party to escort goods to Phandalin and helped them rescue Gundren from the Cragmaws. Sildar himself had been saved earlier from Klarg’s band of goblins by after he fell to their ambush, and as a result is more than w…

    That’s us! Name to be determined…

  • Rulkorf Alpensinger, dwarf coastal druid
  • Rowan Chokrotsk, human paladin of Tymora
  • Kleb Fumpton, human fighter
  • Fallon (joined in Phandalin during the race to the Spellforge)
  • Gil
  • A human who works as the head of security for his friend Gundren Rockseeker. Hired the party to escort goods to Phandalin and helped them rescue Gundren from the Cragmaws. Sildar himself had been saved earlier from Klarg’s band of goblins by after he fell to their ambush, and as a result is more than w…

    Buncha fuckin pussies, am I right?

    Doesn’t even know that Lozenge Gules exists (well, at least until Kleb made his presence known in Phandalin). Favored by Lord Neverember, and as a result the traveling groups of Lozenge Azure enjoy the protection of his mintarn mercenaries.

    Tenets:

  • Maintain order and peace
  • Promote pros…
  • Leader of a contingent of Lozenge Azure, who were sent by Lord Neverember to Phandalin (among other places) on a “diplomatic mission” to proselytize. There he had the misfortune of running into an acquaintance from military school, Kleb Fumpton, and the party. TK was ultimately killed by Kleb after …

    A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    A 19-year-old human fighter who impresses others with his outstanding physical fitness and imposingly masculine personality. Watch your girl.

    Looks like manly man; you mirin’ bro?

    Kleb Fumpton is a young man who, if not for his impressive musculature, would be utterly unnoteworthy. He is of average height, whose dark hair is close cropped and face is clean-shaven in accordance to …

    A human who works as the head of security for his friend Gundren Rockseeker. Hired the party to escort goods to Phandalin and helped them rescue Gundren from the Cragmaws. Sildar himself had been saved earlier from Klarg’s band of goblins by after he fell to their ambush, and as a result is more than w…

    That’s us! Name to be determined…

  • Rulkorf Alpensinger, dwarf coastal druid
  • Rowan Chokrotsk, human paladin of Tymora
  • Kleb Fumpton, human fighter
  • Fallon (joined in Phandalin during the race to the Spellforge)
  • Gil
  • Used to be the ruler of Waterdeep, seized control of the throne in Neverember and became its Lord-Protector, but lost control of Waterdeep in the process. Has designs to gain a hold over more of the Sword Coast.

    Though they are mercenaries, a large contingent of Mintarn are currently doing his bidding. Lord Neverember is a proponent of the [[lozenge-azure|Lozenge Azure…

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  • In the Year of Blue Fire, 1385 DR, the Spellplague struck (more on that later). Neverwinter was not hit as hard as other settlements in the Sword Coast, and when Lord Nasher Alagondar died, his son, Bann Alagondar, founded the Alagondar royal family that ruled Neverwinter fair and well, allowing the city to prosper in the hard times afte…

    Buncha fuckin pussies, am I right?

    Doesn’t even know that Lozenge Gules exists (well, at least until Kleb made his presence known in Phandalin). Favored by Lord Neverember, and as a result the traveling groups of Lozenge Azure enjoy the protection of his mintarn mercenaries.

    Tenets:

  • Maintain order and peace
  • Promote pros…
  • A town off the Triboar Trail, lying in between the Sword Coast to the west and the Sword Mountains to the east.

  • Barthen’s Provisions – the general store for the town
  • Lionshield Coster – arms and armor shop owned by Linene. The party has a standing 15% discount
  • Stonehill Inn – an inn and tavern by the center of town. [[t…